NOTE: Trying out a different feature, with the "too long, didn't read" Brainless Summary for anyone reading who has been brainwashed by the ESPN-ification of sports and can't handle analysis with anything deeper than "That quarterback is good because he wins." Maybe you'll enjoy it?
So, wow. Where does one start with a football question as troubled as what's wrong with the 2014 Northwestern Wildcats?
After watching the first two games, the simple answer: A lot. But a decent amount of it is fixable. This season, even. Seriously.
